Dear National Donate Life Month,
I didn’t think you had it in you. I REALLY didn’t think you did. Here I spend the greater part of two months preparing and preparing for our relationship and then guess what? You decide to just show up on my doorstep and walk away after we’ve been together for one measly month.
What is this some kind of joke?
That’s alright, you can walk away. Spring is here, the flowers are blooming and I’ve got the best mascot friends in the world to support me every next step of the way. I’ll be alright, I’ll keep fightin’, keep shinin’, knowin’ I can always count on my mascots for sure. I mean, that’s what friends are for, right?
So, go. Go ahead and walk away. I give it all of one year before you’re right back on my doorstep, begging for our relationship to continue. You know how good we were together.
At least think about it and let’s plan to chat on March 31 next year.
With love,
Mike “The Mad Lover” Flaid
NOTE: Umm, Mike, it’s Jeannie. Before I publish this, you should know that it looks eerily similar to the break up letter you just sent that girl you were dating. Did you just replace her name with “National Donate Life Month???” AND, tell me you did not quote Dionne Warwick lyrics. Just say it ain’t so, Mike. Say it ain’t so.
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3:29 p.m. – Monday, April 26
Mike Flaid: Jeannie, can I speak with you a moment?
Jeannie: Yes Mr. Flaid, what’s up?
Mike: I need your honest opinion.
Jeannie: Have I ever given you otherwise?
Mike: Yes.
Jeannie: That is true. Anyways, what’s up?
Mike: Who do you think has a better ‘doo? Me or Donorsaur?
Jeannie: You’re joking right? Tell me you’re joking. Please tell me you’re joking.
Mike: What’s that supposed to mean?? C’mon, I need to put a photo up on MascotTrainerSingles.com and I’m thinking he may be slightly better at attracting attention with his faux locks. Thinking of getting my own.
Jeannie: You mean faux hawk. Ummm, yea, with ALL your hair give that a try tonight Mike and be sure to use plenty of gel. Let me know how that works out for ya.
Mike Flaid
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Here we are, the final Mission for National Donate Life Month. A trek it’s been to say the least. Have fun with this one peeps. Get creative and share a fun photo of yourself helping to spread the message about the importance of organ/tissue donation. You can take a cell phone photo of you surfing this site, place the Mascot Mission stickers on your kid or print and wear a Donorsaur mask. The possibilities are endless.
This mission is a doozy but Mr. Flaid knows we can handle it.
Help a mascot out.
-Morgz & Honey Bee
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